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**j10asen** · 01-24-2007, 09:12 AM

i've downloaded
I've uploaded
I had my hard drive exploded
I've been phished and spammed
I've been shammed and damned
been looking for that application
that has already been ran

been promised a laptop,ipod
money from Bill Gates that would not stop
some blue pill that would change my life
an extension of some kind
if I told you
I would not be nice

I've had to three finger my computer
when I only wanted to give it one
I had to restart so many times
my head is numb

That email said "I love you"
but that's not what it ment
when I open it up
my computer was bent

I type with two fingers
and play with a mouse
with internet on
I can surf in my house

earth google has taken me every place
from Wisconsin to China
and even Asia Mina to trace
from the top of Mt Hood
to Waimanalo Bay
without taking a look
at the light of the day

Yahoo and mapquest
planed my vacation of dread
it took twice a long
as what they said

i've been hither and yon
message boards that make me yawn
but if it's information you want
TheBubbler is the spot

for a little bit fun
and something to do
just logon
and chase away those blues

stoney rohde