a DBA's ode

[j10asen]

as he cache's across the floor
the crowd begins to shout and roar

he stands up to his mic
the music the crowd does like

entities and attributes all seemed paired
he sings of tables defined and squared

he queries through the tables he has locked
knows he must score or else be blocked

The crowd cheers and cries for more
he displays his forms and reports for an oncore'

COD COD!! they all cried for more
COD COD!!!! they all did adore

for it is the time, it has come of age
DBA's are all, now the RAGE

by stoney rohde