Describe me in one word... just one single word. Send it to me (PM). Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange and interesting things they say about you. This is really fun.
Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate,
The first one said,
"Oh my, it's getting late."
The second one said,
"But we don't care."
The third one said,
"I see witches in the air."
The fourth one said,
"Let's run, and run, and run."
The fifth one said,
"Get ready for some fun."
Then whoosh went the wind,
and out went the lights,
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight!
Hello to you Julie aka Scoot! Here is some Foxworthy Jive on WISCONSIN which I got a kick out of and hope you'll too! hehehe I'm going to post these on my other sites too great not to share!
JEFF FOXWORTHY TAKE ON WISCONSIN
1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.
2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.
3. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy', you might live in Wisconsin.
4. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.
5. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.
6. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin.
7. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.
8. If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Wisconsin.
9. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.
10. If you have either a pet or a child named 'Brett', you might live in Wisconsin.
11. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.
13. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.
14. If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.
15. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.
16. If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, 'From the land of sky-blue waters,....you might live in Wisconsin.
"Christ, the Lord, is risen today, Alleluia! Sons of men and angels say, Alleluia! Raise your joys and triumphs high, Alleluia! Sing, ye heavens, and earth, reply, Alleluia! "
Charles Wesley
It was the day of Preparation, and the sabbath was beginning. The women who had come with him from Galilee followed, and saw the tomb, and how his body was laid; then they returned, and prepared spices and ointments. On the sabbath they rested according to the commandment.
But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the tomb, taking the spices which they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they went in they did not find the body.
While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel; and as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, "Why do you seek the living among the dead? Remember how he told you, while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and on the third day rise."
And they remembered his words, and returning from the tomb they told all this to the eleven and to all the rest.
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