Great stuff you added to the Joke thread in the Forums!
Got to share it here again:
- The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a good-ol-boy.
Bozone (n.): The ethereal field surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after accidentally walking through a spider web.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an $%&*hole.
Hello Rhonda, if ever you feel like discussing anything to do about animals...I'm here for you. I love them like children, that is when I do have them kids. Anyway, Animals are my life, if it wasn't for me living in this small apartment I'd run a zoo.
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