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Hip Hip Hooray its America's Birthday



July 4th, 1776 Independence Day!

Larry, Have a Hoppy Day!



Easter Isn't Easy



I heard a funny bunny say,

"I just go nuts on Easter day.

I hide about a zillion eggs

And baskets tangle up my legs.



"I'm tired, my eyes are full of tears

And overflowing to my ears.

If I'm to work more Easter Days

At my age I should change my ways



"I know I must do something rash

So I'll start saving all my cash

Then next year, with a little luck

I'll deliver in my pick up truck."

—Grandpa Tucker

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Happy St. Patricks Day!



Regards,

Keith

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Happy Valentines Day!



Regards,

Keith

A Single Rose



A Single rose I give to thee

On this a special day

To help you keep within your heart

The things I want to say

Your friendship gives me so much joy

I cannot say enough

The warmth that comes from every one

Just fills me with such love

The world depends on unity

When we all pull together

Our struggles seem to disappear

Become light as a feather

The sun comes out to shine again

A smile forms on my face

My heart feels just like dancing

In this very special place

When friends like you come gather

Just to share and spend some time

It's the perfect time to give to you



THIS ONE ROSE VALENTINE!



~Amber

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!



Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to

go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under

the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque ."



"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,

whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I

REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"



When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he

discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just

as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman

go about his work.



The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant

yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain

himself any longer and yelled,



"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"



To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Where you been, Larry?!

Three in a Tornado



A Wiccan, a Christian, and an atheist are walking casually down a street, talking amongst themselves in a friendly manner when they spot a tornado headed straight for them.



The Wiccan outstretches her arms to the sky and says frantically, "O Lord and Lady!"



The Christian falls hard to his knees, "O Jesus help me, Jesus be with me!"



The atheist turns and grabs ahold of the nearest tree, and says, "Oh nooooooo!"

Thanksgiving: a holiday that always falls on a Thursday because the pilgrims came here in search of a four-day weekend.

Happy Election Day 2006! Get out there and make sure to voice your opinion. I really want to see a lot of changes toward our future so yep I’ll be at the polls today. Take care, and I’ll be in-touch later.