Hip Hip Hooray its America's Birthday



July 4th, 1776 Independence Day!

Hello to you Van and Jean! Here is some Foxworthy Jive on WISCONSIN which I got a kick out of and hope you'll too! hehehe I'm going to post these on my other sites too great not to share!



JEFF FOXWORTHY TAKE ON WISCONSIN



1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.



2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.



3. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy', you might live in Wisconsin.



4. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.



5. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.



6. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin.



7. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.



8. If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Wisconsin.



9. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.



10. If you have either a pet or a child named 'Brett', you might live in Wisconsin.



11. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.



13. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.



14. If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.



15. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.



16. If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, 'From the land of sky-blue waters,....you might live in Wisconsin.

Van I hope you and Jean Have a wonderful Easter!



Easter Isn't Easy



I heard a funny bunny say,

"I just go nuts on Easter day.

I hide about a zillion eggs

And baskets tangle up my legs.



"I'm tired, my eyes are full of tears

And overflowing to my ears.

If I'm to work more Easter Days

At my age I should change my ways



"I know I must do something rash

So I'll start saving all my cash

Then next year, with a little luck

I'll deliver in my pick up truck."

—Grandpa Tucker

A Single Rose



A Single rose I give to thee

On this a special day

To help you keep within your heart

The things I want to say

Your friendship gives me so much joy

I cannot say enough

The warmth that comes from every one

Just fills me with such love

The world depends on unity

When we all pull together

Our struggles seem to disappear

Become light as a feather

The sun comes out to shine again

A smile forms on my face

My heart feels just like dancing

In this very special place

When friends like you come gather

Just to share and spend some time

It's the perfect time to give to you



THIS ONE ROSE VALENTINE!



~Amber

Knock Knock Let me know when your Home Van!!!!

Knock Knock Let me know when your Home Van!!!!

Three in a Tornado



A Wiccan, a Christian, and an atheist are walking casually down a street, talking amongst themselves in a friendly manner when they spot a tornado headed straight for them.



The Wiccan outstretches her arms to the sky and says frantically, "O Lord and Lady!"



The Christian falls hard to his knees, "O Jesus help me, Jesus be with me!"



The atheist turns and grabs ahold of the nearest tree, and says, "Oh nooooooo!"

Thanksgiving: a holiday that always falls on a Thursday because the pilgrims came here in search of a four-day weekend.

Happy Election Day 2006! Get out there and make sure to voice your opinion. I really want to see a lot of changes toward our future so yep I’ll be at the polls today. Take care, and I’ll be in-touch later.

Did you Know: A dogs sense of smell is one of the keenest in nature. If a pot of stew was cooking on a stove, a human would smell the stew, while the dog could smell the beef, carrots, peas, potatoes, spices, and all the other individual ingredients in the stew. In fact, if you unfolded and laid out the delicate membranes from inside a dogs nose, the membranes would be larger than the dog itself.

You and Jean were a riot at the Timberland Lodge. We really need to get together. Send me your E-Mail so I can forward it to my parents. I know for a fact they'd like to swing on up by you on the way to the Door.



Keep up the back breaking work (pun), I mean take care we'll be in touch!



Amber Evans

Hi

Sorry it took so long to get back to you. We plan on the 16th. We have been planting some flowers but not alot. We just cut the lawn once a week. We just hope we do not have a storm this year.