frank-e

Look forward to having you back to the best theBubbler ever ~ big overhaul tonite.



Good to see you here again.



Our big makeover is tonight ~ we'll be down around midnight and back up on Sunday morning with more free features for Wisconsin people than ever!



Many happy returns!



Regards,

Keith

Great to see you here tonight. Get ready for some big changes coming very soon to Wisconsin's Information Source!



Regards,

Keith

My father used to say only two things are certain in life: Taxes and Death.



> Tax his land,

> Tax his bed,

> Tax the table

> At which he's fed.

>

> Tax his tractor,

> Tax his mule,

> Teach him taxes

> Are the rule

>

> Tax his cow,

> Tax his goat,

> Tax his pants,

> Tax his coat.

>

> Tax his ties,

> Tax his shirt,

> Tax his work,

> Tax his dirt.

>

> Tax his tobacco,

> Tax his drink,

> Tax him if he

> Tries to think.

>

> Tax his cigars,

> Tax his beers,

> If he cries, then

> Tax his tears.

>

> Tax his car,

> Tax his gas,

> Find other ways

> To tax his ass

>

> Tax all he has,

> Then let him know

> That you won't be done

> Till he has no dough.

>

> When he screams and hollers,

> Then tax him some more,

> Tax him till

> He's good and sore.

>

> Then tax his coffin ,

> Tax his grave,

> Tax the sod in

> Which he's laid.

>

> Put these words upon his tomb,

> " Taxes drove me to my doom..."

>

> When he's gone,

> Do not relax,

> Its time to apply

> The inheritance tax.

>

> Accounts Receivable Tax

> Building Permit Tax

> CDL license Tax

> Cigarette Tax

> Corporate Income Tax

> Dog License Tax

> Excise Taxes

> Federal Income Tax

> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

> Fishing License Tax

> Food License Tax

> Fuel Permit Tax

> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

> Gross Receipts Tax

> Hunting License Tax

> Inheritance Tax

> Inventory Tax

> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

> Liquor Tax

> Luxury Taxes

> Marriage License Tax

> Medicare Tax

> Personal Property Tax

> Property Tax

> Real Estate Tax

> Service Charge Tax

> Social Security Tax

> Road Usage Tax

> Sales Tax

> Recreational Vehicle Tax

>

> School Tax

> State Income Tax

> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

> Telephone Federal Excise Tax

> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

> Tel ephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

> Telephone State and Local Tax

> Telephone Usage Charge Tax

> Utility Taxes

> Vehicle License Registration Tax

> Vehicle Sales Tax

> Watercraft Registration Tax

> Well Permit Tax

> Workers Compensation Tax

>

> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

>

> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,

>

> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

>

> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest

> middle class in the world,

> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

>

> What the heckl happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

>

> And I still have to "press 1"

>

> for English.

>

> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

Hip Hip Hooray its America's Birthday



July 4th, 1776 Independence Day!

Hello to you frank-e! Here is some Foxworthy Jive on WISCONSIN which I got a kick out of and hope you'll too! hehehe I'm going to post these on my other sites too great not to share!



JEFF FOXWORTHY TAKE ON WISCONSIN



1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.



2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.



3. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy', you might live in Wisconsin.



4. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.



5. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.



6. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin.



7. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.



8. If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Wisconsin.



9. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.



10. If you have either a pet or a child named 'Brett', you might live in Wisconsin.



11. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.



13. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.



14. If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.



15. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.



16. If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, 'From the land of sky-blue waters,....you might live in Wisconsin.

Greetings, Earthling!

Thanks for the link, Diane. A definite check out for me.

Good to see you around again. Run us an intro on the introduction thread in the forums.

Keepin' it real,

Brain

Thanks for the friend link!



Hope you'll give a full and fun introduction in the 'Welcome Center' in the Forums, starting with the info in your 'Custom Corner' above.



Always good to see you here.



Regards,

Keith

I hope you had a nice Easter Holiday.

Keep it real!

Brain

Many Blessings on this Easter Diane!

Jesus Is Risen



"Christ, the Lord, is risen today, Alleluia! Sons of men and angels say, Alleluia! Raise your joys and triumphs high, Alleluia! Sing, ye heavens, and earth, reply, Alleluia! "

Charles Wesley







It was the day of Preparation, and the sabbath was beginning. The women who had come with him from Galilee followed, and saw the tomb, and how his body was laid; then they returned, and prepared spices and ointments. On the sabbath they rested according to the commandment.



But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the tomb, taking the spices which they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they went in they did not find the body.



While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel; and as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, "Why do you seek the living among the dead? Remember how he told you, while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and on the third day rise."



And they remembered his words, and returning from the tomb they told all this to the eleven and to all the rest.



Luke 23:54-56, 24:1-9