featherflocks

Good Sunday afternoon to you.

How're you liking the new theBubbler?

Regards,
Keith

Hip Hip Hooray its America's Birthday



July 4th, 1776 Independence Day!

Good to see you again tonite.



Love to see you introduce yourself in the Welcome Center in the Forums.



Regards,

Keith

Lori I wish all it well with you and the family, have a hoppily wonderful day!



Easter Isn't Easy



I heard a funny bunny say,

"I just go nuts on Easter day.

I hide about a zillion eggs

And baskets tangle up my legs.



"I'm tired, my eyes are full of tears

And overflowing to my ears.

If I'm to work more Easter Days

At my age I should change my ways



"I know I must do something rash

So I'll start saving all my cash

Then next year, with a little luck

I'll deliver in my pick up truck."

—Grandpa Tucker

Great to see you here. Hope you have an extra-fine weekend.



Regards,

Keith

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!



Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to

go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under

the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque ."



"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,

whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I

REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"



When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he

discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just

as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman

go about his work.



The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant

yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain

himself any longer and yelled,



"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"



To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Three in a Tornado



A Wiccan, a Christian, and an atheist are walking casually down a street, talking amongst themselves in a friendly manner when they spot a tornado headed straight for them.



The Wiccan outstretches her arms to the sky and says frantically, "O Lord and Lady!"



The Christian falls hard to his knees, "O Jesus help me, Jesus be with me!"



The atheist turns and grabs ahold of the nearest tree, and says, "Oh nooooooo!"

Good Saturday night. Good to see you here, as always.



Regards,

Keith

Thanksgiving: a holiday that always falls on a Thursday because the pilgrims came here in search of a four-day weekend.

Happy Election Day 2006! Get out there and make sure to voice your opinion. I really want to see a lot of changes toward our future so yep I’ll be at the polls today. Take care, and I’ll be in-touch later.

Science: what can accurately predict an eclipse of the sun years in advance, yet can't accurately predict this weekend's weather.

Happy Valentines Day!



Good to see you here again. Hope you will check out the new forums in our Forums.