Dedicated to Wisconsin jokes and humor, relating to our many colorfull hues of the Badger state, its weather, and/or its people.
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WISconsin not WESconsin .. Growing up a 'Sconnie:
The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.
Your best shirt has a big letter G on it. :lol:
You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
FFA was the most popular club in high school. :lol:
You've seen a Hodag, or, at least you think that's what it was.
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. :lol:
You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between ceremony and the reception.
You know that there is no 'r' in Wausau. :lol:
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.
You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving. :lol:
You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
You are a connoisseur of cheese curds, and find anyone unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign. :lol:
You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it "Wes-con-sin".
You own at least one cheese head. :lol:
You immediately think of fishing when you hear the name "Shakespeare."
You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding. :lol:
You know that Kaukauna is NOT a Hawaiian Island.
You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter. :lol:
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair. :lol:
You know that "combine" is a noun.
You know what a FIB is. :lol:
You know that a pastie is not an article of clothing.
You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post. :lol:
You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
You can tell the difference between "real Wisconsin cheese" and "that Illinois stuff." :lol:
You know that creek rhymes with pick.
Your class took a field trip to a brewery?in second grade. :lol:
Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin and Poland all in one afternoon. :lol:
A Friday night date is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning...phew! :lol:
You have driven your car on a lake.
You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "batree." :lol:
The Packers will always be better than the Vikings, no matter what the standings are.
You know that De Pere is not a wooden structure extending into "Da Lake." :lol:
You can leave your ice cream in the car while you go into Fleet Farm, and it won't melt.
You always believed that vacation meant "going up north." :lol:
You have more fishing poles than teeth.
At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hoky poky & the chicken dance. :lol:
You know what a bubbler is.
Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar. :lol:
The local gas station sells live bait.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. :lol:
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.
Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you know exactly what she means. :lol:
You include beer as one of the major food groups.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper. :lol:
Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
You are a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it. :lol:
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike. :lol:
Your bank has the name of your town included in its name.
"If you're online, you know what theBubbler is."
complements of Keith
