Marrying a Wisconsin Girl
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged he had
told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said
it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged he had
given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done
and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Wisconsin. He told her that her
duties
were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love those Wisconsin girls .....
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