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11-07-2008, 09:54 PM
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Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Not one of the brighter Wisconsinites:
Police in Wisconsin said a man was arrested after he used a cigarette lighter while trying to siphon gasoline from a van. The man, who was visiting friends, went to drive home early Saturday but realized that he didn't have enough gas in his SUV.
Police said the man tried to siphon the gas with help from another woman, but he couldn't see how much gas was in the container, so he used the lighter to check.
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11-07-2008, 10:00 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Maybe he should trade in his SUV for a Honda Civic or something. Won't have to syphon as often that way.
11-07-2008, 10:08 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
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Maybe he should trade in his SUV for a Honda Civic or something. Won't have to syphon as often that way.
lol i know right!
Using a lighter to siphon gas.. wow! he's obviously not very bright.
11-07-2008, 10:13 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
I think his beer to cheese ratio must be off..
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lol i know right!
Using a lighter to siphon gas.. wow! he's obviously not very bright.
11-07-2008, 11:15 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
A few cards shy of a full deck.
11-08-2008, 01:01 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
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I think his beer to cheese ratio must be off..
lol he must not be originally from Wisconsin
11-08-2008, 10:44 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
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he's obviously not very bright.
He was almost as bright as a human torch.
11-08-2008, 10:45 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
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Police said the man tried to siphon the gas with help from another woman, but he couldn't see how much gas was in the container, so he used the lighter to check.
There's one for the Darwin Awards.
11-08-2008, 10:51 AM
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There's one for the Darwin Awards.
Tee hee hee...wonder if he's reproduced?
11-08-2008, 11:21 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Depends on if he felt the spark of love.
11-08-2008, 11:24 AM
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depends on if he felt the spark of love.
roflmao! :d:d:d
11-08-2008, 12:06 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Where is Charles Darwin when we need him?
I think there is a "Darwin Awards" thread on the theBubbler.
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11-08-2008, 04:34 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
The light was on but no one was home.
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11-08-2008, 04:59 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
I was doing the same thing, only with one of my own cars, a friend of mine wanted to see if the gas was coming up the clear hose yet. He flicked his Zippo, and...
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11-09-2008, 04:12 PM
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A few slices short of a full loaf.
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11-11-2008, 06:39 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Sounds like my Ex wife's husband...
Both of them...
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11-11-2008, 08:00 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
This guy must be a lawyer turned judge. No comonsense.
11-12-2008, 09:36 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
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There's one for the Darwin Awards.
Yup, exactly what I was thinking!
11-12-2008, 09:38 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Someone get him a flash light for Christmas.....
11-12-2008, 06:08 PM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
Did he look like this?
11-13-2008, 12:46 AM
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Re: Wisconsin Man Uses Lighter To Check Gas Level
LOL, yup, that's a good picture explaination there
Amazing how that coyotee never died! LOL
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