What do you do if your car shocks you?

[CarolsCritterCare]

Originally Posted by Foragist

Swearing usually happens after the shock! Doesn't prevent future shocks, but it seems to help.

Another thing that can help reduce static buildup is using fabric softener in your laundry....and now that I think about it, using conditioner in your hair reduces static, too. Skin lotions too....and getting enough liquids in your diet also helps.
No, Brain, this is not an endorsement for drinking and driving!

I read this and busted out laughing....guess at 11:30 pm it's funny. So funny I got the Macaw To laugh along with me!
Carol

[Foragist]

Wow! Can I tell people that I made a Macaw laugh? I wish I could have heard that.

Hey Macaw, check this out:

A duck walks into a pet store and asks the clerk "got any duck food?"
Clerk: "No, sorry. We got dog food, cat food, horse food, and rabbit food, but no duck food"
The duck replies "OK" and waddles away. The next day the same duck waddles into the same store and asks "got any duck food?"
Clerk: " NO. I told you yesterday; we have no duck food!"
The duck cheerfully says "OK" and waddles away.
The next day, he comes back in and asks the same clerk the same question; "got any duck food?"
Now the clerk is mad. He bellows back "No, dammit! No duck food! And if you come in here and ask me one more time, I'm gonna nail your webbed feet to the floor!
The duck just cheerfully replies "OK" and waddles out.
Now, the next day, that duck waddles cheerfully in, and the clerk is glaring at him. The duck asks, in his usual cheerful tone, "got any nails?"
The clerk is thrown off by this, and just says "no"
The duck quacks back: "got any duck food?"

[CarolsCritterCare]

Originally Posted by Foragist

The duck asks, in his usual cheerful tone, "got any nails?"
The clerk is thrown off by this, and just says "no"
The duck quacks back: "got any duck food?"

LOL!!! I'll have to share that
Carol

[j10asen]

Originally Posted by Foragist

Wow! Can I tell people that I made a Macaw laugh? I wish I could have heard that.

Hey Macaw, check this out:

A duck walks into a pet store and asks the clerk "got any duck food?"
Clerk: "No, sorry. We got dog food, cat food, horse food, and rabbit food, but no duck food"
The duck replies "OK" and waddles away. The next day the same duck waddles into the same store and asks "got any duck food?"
Clerk: " NO. I told you yesterday; we have no duck food!"
The duck cheerfully says "OK" and waddles away.
The next day, he comes back in and asks the same clerk the same question; "got any duck food?"
Now the clerk is mad. He bellows back "No, dammit! No duck food! And if you come in here and ask me one more time, I'm gonna nail your webbed feet to the floor!
The duck just cheerfully replies "OK" and waddles out.
Now, the next day, that duck waddles cheerfully in, and the clerk is glaring at him. The duck asks, in his usual cheerful tone, "got any nails?"
The clerk is thrown off by this, and just says "no"
The duck quacks back: "got any duck food?"

THIS DUCK THEN WONDERS WHY HE ENDED UP IN A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

[pk]

wow Keith, when you started this did you think you would get 219 views and 29 replies? lol

pk

[CarolsCritterCare]

Too bad one of these awesome suggestions did not work for me.....
but I was not going in for this problem...........
mine cost $2183.64!!!
UGH
Time to go care for more critters now.
Carol

[MrKhay]

Originally Posted by CarolsCritterCare

Too bad one of these awesome suggestions did not work for me.....
but I was not going in for this problem...........
mine cost $2183.64!!!
UGH
Time to go care for more critters now.
Carol

so, you didn't try shooting it, and it still ended up costing $2183.64?
...should have shot it!

[CarolsCritterCare]

Originally Posted by Brain

so, you didn't try shooting it, and it still ended up costing $2183.64?
...should have shot it!

Yeah I should have shot it. I kep thinking that as the numbers were adding up. It went in to have the valve cover gaskets fixed cuz they've been leaking oil for about 6 months...I just kept ignoring it. I also kept ignoring this "noise" coming from from passenger front wheel area.
And I said as long as you have the van can you change the wipers for me, and see if you can figure out why the steering is so poor.

This breaking lead to that breaking and that breaking led to stress on this and making those break and as long as it's ripped apart and we know this is bad it should be fixed if you are fixing everything else. OMG

Well it drives nice now.....it better.....

Carol

[Foragist]

Yeah, Carol, I'd say your car DID shock you! Big Time!