The explanation of life

[j10asen]

The explanation of life-Per the internet

I know you all have been waiting to know this!

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit
all day by the
Door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in
or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years?
And I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain
People, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a Twenty-year life span."


The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten as the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk
to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for
Sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the
other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty,
the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey
gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty,
okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why, for the first twenty years, we eat,
sleep, play and
Enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to
Support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to
Entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front
porch and bark at everyone.


There, "life has now been explained" to you.

any more questions?