Why? I ask you Why?

**j10asen** · 06-12-2006, 03:21 PM

Why do we get June Bugs in May?

Why do we get May flies in June?

Does anyone else have a question like this?

**Kris10** · 06-12-2006, 04:13 PM

Why are Halloween candy bars called "fun sized" when they are the smallest size available? That's not fun!

**keith** · 06-12-2006, 04:13 PM

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Where does the white go when snow melts?

These are hard questions. I'm a smart guy. I can count to potato.

Regards,
Keith

**j10asen** · 06-13-2006, 10:16 AM

Why is it that with a simple comment" a penny for your thoughts"
that someone gives you get their "two cents worth"?

Ozma · 06-15-2006, 11:42 PM

why is it that you can GO "there" but you can never BE "there" since once you get "there" you are "here"??

ozma

pk · 09-20-2006, 11:56 PM

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

AlumniClub · 09-21-2006, 11:07 AM

why do bars have parking lots in youre not supposed to drink and drive?

how come nothing rhymes with orange?

why do fast food places always mess up your order when youre the only one there but gets it right when theyre packed?

Crys · 09-22-2006, 10:50 AM

Why do you can vegetables in a jar?

Hobo · 09-23-2006, 08:53 AM

If the Six Million Dollar Man could run 60 mph what would happen if he fell down? Wouldn't he probably die?

**j10asen** · 09-23-2006, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo

If the Six Million Dollar Man could run 60 mph what would happen if he fell down? Wouldn't he probably die?

Just think of all that change laying around!!!! :lol:

it would take at least 20 milion by now to clean it up (inflation factor)

Moosebreath · 10-13-2006, 05:18 AM

I had my cable turned off. I went to Charter Communications office and said " Why are there so many commercials on pay tv?" She said "because they pay for the programs". I said " No they don't, I pay for the programs, and I am fed up with all the commercials!" Needless to say, I said cut the service, it's all crap out there anyway.

Hobo · 10-14-2006, 07:40 PM

How do you watch the Food Network?

krazzydart · 10-15-2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo

If the Six Million Dollar Man could run 60 mph what would happen if he fell down? Wouldn't he probably die?

Well I guess the insurance ajuster would see if he was worth fixing or Total him out.... His Insurance rates would probally go up then as well....LOL
Remember he crashed in a jet and that was going a heck of alot faster than 60 M.P.H. so it would be like a small fender bender.... Lets hope he saved a bundle by switching to GICO... LOL

**MrKhay** · 10-19-2006, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crys

Why do you can vegetables in a jar?

We 'preserve' in a jar. You can preserve in a can, as well

pk · 03-08-2007, 10:17 AM

- EVER WONDER-

- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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pk · 03-08-2007, 10:24 AM

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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

This is one that really makes me wonder. I have an aunt that made a living from telling people about the future, my mom could tell you when the phone would ring before it did, or if danger was around the corner, even tell you if you were having a boy or girl and was never wrong on anyone.

For a short time she would guess winning numbers and most of the time gave numbers that was in the set but not all of them. But she did not want to pay the lottery.

So, why do we not hear of psychic's guessing their own numbers? I'm sure if they can pedict the future they can guess some numbers.

interesting.

pk