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Every time you tell a lie the hands move
Obama died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at Heaven's Gate, he saw a huge wall of clocks.
He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Pete answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has one. Every time you tell a lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Obama, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Obama. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice. Telling us that Abe told only 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is my clock?" asked Obama.
St. Peter answered, "Your clock is in God's office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
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