A Joke, Be careful what you wish for.

[SlowTyper]

Hey, Ye,all'
This guy walks into a pub. He carries under his arm, this little piano,..he props,it up,on the til,...reaches in his pocket and pulls out this, miniature man in a tuxedo.
The little man walks up to the Lil, piano, and starts ripp-in. First in Wild rag, Jazz,..then a crazy, blues,..jive. He narrows it all done, with Mozart, Concerto, No.2.
The bar keep, amazed, asked how he'd come upon such a wonder?
The man replied. This Gene, I have here in my pocket. He is the one you will ask about, My wonder.
With this he opens his coat, and a Gene appearers in front of them, floating over the Rail.
"How may I serve"? The bar keep, nervous, Say's, " One Million Bucks, Please"?
Immediately the doors, and windows of the bar break open, Ducks start falling in through every opening. The quakes are deafening. The bar keep asks, the man if his Gene is Hard off Hearing?
The man shout's, you don't think I asked for a Twelve inch Pianist,.. Now doYya?

[Latina]

lol too cute!