Yes! We used to go out drinking with some friends who had a suburban. All the guys would sit in the back and drink and moon other cars. One time, some guys in a pickup got mad that they were mooned and tried to pass us and kept swerving over like they were going to run us off the road. Then when they did pass and got in front of us, they kept slamming on their breaks. We finally turned off on a side road and sped out of there! It was really scary because they had rifles in their back windows so they must've been out coon hunting.
Have you ever thrown up all over someone after a drinking binge?
Yes! We used to go out drinking with some friends who had a suburban. All the guys would sit in the back and drink and moon other cars. One time, some guys in a pickup got mad that they were mooned and tried to pass us and kept swerving over like they were going to run us off the road. Then when they did pass and got in front of us, they kept slamming on their breaks. We finally turned off on a side road and sped out of there! It was really scary because they had rifles in their back windows so they must've been out coon hunting.
Have you ever thrown up all over someone after a drinking binge?
wow that would have freaked me out, seeing the guns & all!
I have puked on myself back in the day while drinking takillya, but not someone else... well that I can recall anyway lol
Have you ever opened a package in a store, to get a better look at something, then put it back on the shelf to buy one that isn't opened?
I've done that before. Sometimes you just have to.
Have you ever forgotten to wear a bra when you left the house, only to realize once you got somewhere, that you forgot?
Have you ever forgotten to wear a bra when you left the house, only to realize once you got somewhere, that you forgot?
No never actually forgot but.. being a product of the early 70s hippy style I hated wearing bras. I was small in about a size 3 clothes so a bra wasn't that big of a thing. Well in 74 we decided to go to relatives ranch in Idaho and go horseback riding in the mountains. I didn't forget my bra but just didn't wear it. . . .
Yeah, word of advice...always wear a bra when horse back riding! lol
OK, one for the guys....Have you ever been in a real hurry and rushed through shaving your face and later looked in the mirror only to notice that you missed spots??
No never actually forgot but.. being a product of the early 70s hippy style I hated wearing bras. I was small in about a size 3 clothes so a bra wasn't that big of a thing. Well in 74 we decided to go to relatives ranch in Idaho and go horseback riding in the mountains. I didn't forget my bra but just didn't wear it. . . .
Yeah, word of advice...always wear a bra when horse back riding! lol
OK, one for the guys....Have you ever been in a real hurry and rushed through shaving your face and later looked in the mirror only to notice that you missed spots??
Yes I have and since that day , I always check my upper lip two or three times before leaving the bathroom.
OK, one for the gals.... Have you ever forgoten to shave your under arms on a day that you wore a sleeveless top?
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Have you ever forgotten to wear a bra when you left the house, only to realize once you got somewhere, that you forgot?
LOL....I always have nightmares about going somewhere and realizing that I forgot to put on clothes! I haven't actually done that...but sometimes I do forget to take clothes off when I take a bath/shower.
Have you ever found a spider hiding in your shoe as you put it on?
No, but I find the cat's toys in there all the time. They like to put them in there and then try to get them out...but sometimes they forget and leave them there for me to find when I put my shoes on.
Does a water bug count? He lived in a tub of water with rocks and sand next to the garage for a few weeks. He disappeared one day. I guess they can fly. lol
A few years ago I grossed out my husband's niece when I saw a giant water bug on the ground near the door of a place we walked out of. I didn't want anyone to step on it so I picked it up and threw it away from the door. My husband's niece couldn't believe I touched it. But I saved it's little life. I'm weird like that and have to rescue everything. I've saved fireflies and a big pretty moth from spider webs. I didn't want the spiders to win. I saved a frog from getting eaten by a water snake. Sometimes I make sure turtles make it across the road. I even stopped to make sure a baby crane made it across the road with momma. I just feel sorry for the little creatures sometimes.
For real pets I've had a parrot who was a lot of fun.
Does the little white ones my daughter had for pets count? They didn't last to long until they tore each other apart and blood was everywhere. (lesson learned?...don't put 2 males together).
NEVER and I never will either! We were caught in a really bad storm once while traveling back to Elkhorn from visiting up north. It was raining and hailing so hard we couldn't see. My husband kept driving and I kept telling him to pull off the road which he finally did! We found out later that a tornado went through only a few miles from where we were! I'm deathly afraid of bad storms and I even have a fraidy hole under the basement stairs for such occasions. My mom was afraid of tornadoes and I think we inherited that fear. My sister and her hubby built a shelter in their basement out of steel with a door on it and provisions in case they ever have a tornado.
Have you ever kept a big secret from your spouse/sig other?
Have you ever been hit on by a real creep at the bar?
(ha, the story of my life. I seem to attract the real weirdos.)
YES! It happened last night! There was some guy whom I'd never seen in the bar last night and he kept annoying me, wanting to know my name and where I lived, etc. I didn't tell him of course. He was really drunk and wouldn't leave me alone, so finally a couple of guys I know told him to leave and he did. He was kind of grubby and smelled bad too! Ick!
Have you ever stayed out all night and then gone to work the next day without getting any sleep?
I've gone in on very little sleep, but never no sleep. Funny thing was I would be wide awake the next day instead of tired. I think I was just too hyper from the night before and didn't settle down. Those were fun times for sure. I can't do that now because I have a job that requires a bit more attention to detail and requires more thinking. I can't just go through the motions like in a factory.
Have you ever waited for someone else to take a guess at the "5 letter game" because you didn't like the letters or were stumped?
Not that I know of. My husband did that to me once before we were married. Boy did he ever get it too. He wasn't even answering the phone either. 3 hours later....
Have you ever asked a man if he had undies on under his kilt?
Have you ever....just sat at a green light and didn't realize it was your turn to go?
Yes, my thoughts get distracted at times. Then it scares the heck out of me when the person behind me honks their horn and yells at me!
Have you ever gone down a one way street the wrong way by accident?
I just did that yesterday at the Dells. I tried going out the "in" access by Walmart and McDonald's. It was two lanes and a guy pulling in was yelling and waving at me to get out of there! I was lucky no cars were turning in my lane! I felt really stupid!
Have you ever gone down a one way street the wrong way by accident?
Yes! Over by our court house we have several one way streets all around and beyond. I was in a hurry and mistakenly turned the wrong way on one while looking for a parking space (never any parking by there) and luck would have it I noticed as soon as I turned and so did the Police Officer that was right behind me with his lights on!
lol By the time he got up to my window I had the window down and babbling about how I was so sorry but if they didn't make it so impossible to find a parking space and then wasn't so confusing with the streets but I did realize it as soon as I turned and please I reallly did not notice at first and why is the sign down the road a bit where you can't see it until you turned and oh geez I can't believe I did that and I am soooo late and oh...And yes I think all of that or close to that was a run on sentence with a smile ( I actaully stayed nice) and he was looking at me like..ahhhh...just turn around please and have a good day. LOL Guess he didn't want to tangle with a crazy woman. lol
Have you ever had someone mistakenly grab your cart in a grocery store when your back was turned looking at something and find out your cart was gone when you went to put something in it?? (oh my...I do run on with sentences sometimes! lol )
Have you ever had someone mistakenly grab your cart in a grocery store when your back was turned looking at something and find out your cart was gone when you went to put something in it?? (oh my...I do run on with sentences sometimes! lol )
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That sounds like something I did to others to see if they would notice. lol Oh I need to go to the grocery store and try that again. I feel like putting mincemeat and potted meat product in someone's cart.
Have you ever farted in the store and hoped that no one was nearby and heard it?
Have you ever had someone mistakenly grab your cart in a grocery store when your back was turned looking at something and find out your cart was gone when you went to put something in it?? (oh my...I do run on with sentences sometimes! lol )
Yes, but only when it was empty...guess they thought no one was using it. Ever since my MIL's purse was stolen out of her cart at Walmart, I use the little seatbelt thingy and strap mine in. LOL Plus, I never walk off to go look at something and leave it in the cart like some people do. When I see someone doing that a store, I do the "motherly" thing and tell them not to be so careless or someone might steal their purse!
Have you ever been embarrassed by someone you went shopping with?
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