Do You Read Your Household Products Warning Labels?
For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes. ~ Bath & Body Works Linen Spray
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. ~ Liquid Plummer
Do not spray in eyes. ~ Windex
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. ~ Bowl Fresh
Caution: Do not use near power lines. ~ Unknown Toilet Plunger
This product not intended for use as a dental drill. ~ Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Safe to use around pets. ~ Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. ~ Endust Duster
CAUTION: Contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing. ~
Shout Gel
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems. ~ Miller Lite
Warning - Contents may be hot. ~ McDonald’s Coffee
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening. ~ 7 Up
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening. ~
Canada Dry Club Soda
On bottom side: “Keep Upright”. ~ Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
Suitable for vegetarians. ~ Sainsburys Mineral Water
Shake well and buy often ~ Silk Soy Milk
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill. ~ Volvic Natural Mineral Water
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave. ~ Moet White Star Champagne
Having Troubles with your ELECTRONICS? Here are a few tips
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue ~ Various Computers
This camera will only work when film is inside. ~ Unknown European Camera
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press “Hold”. ~~ Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
Press STORE to store ~ Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury. ~ japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening! ~ Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer
Be kind - rewind. ~ Blockbuster Rental DVD
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players. ~ Unknown Minidisc Player
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open. ~ Sony Trinitron
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers ~ Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
Do not pass while opposing traffic present. ~ Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives. ~ Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho
The sign reads, “Ignore this sign”. ~ Unknown Location
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed) ~ University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon
At entrance to jail a sign reads, “No weapons beyond this point”. Message is also written in braille underneath. ~ Sheriff’s Dept., Warrden County, IN
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign ~ Rim Drive, Durango, CO
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”. ~
Various Parts of Jamaica
Caution water on road during rain. ~ Unknown Road, Clemson, SC
Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”. ~ Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville
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