Dumb Laws

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CALIFORNIA

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Bathhouses are against the law.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

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COLORADO

Throwing missles at cars is illegal

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

Catapults may not be fired at buildings

It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop

It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property

Boulders may not be rolled on city property

Couches may not be placed on outside porches

It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or Holidays

In Cripple Creek It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building

The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor

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Dumb Laws in Connecticut

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.

It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset

Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

You may not educate dogs.

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday

It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire

Silly string is banned

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DELAWARE

It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle

On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval

One may not whisper in church

No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk

Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed

Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time