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Originally Posted by Hawkins
okay I have a few more:
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After they make Styrofoam what do they ship it in?
Are there any unguided missiles?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Daylight savings time-
Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
When day breaks who fixes it?
Whatever happened to Preperation A thru G?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Who opened that first oyster and said" My my doesn't that look yummy"?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
And last but not least, why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?  |
I am feeling a little on the smart-alec side today
here are my responses.
A stitch in time saves nine what?
"more than eight"
After they make Styrofoam what do they ship it in?
"wood crates"
Are there any unguided missiles? Yes they are called
"scud missles"
What do people in China call their good plates?
"good plates"
Daylight savings time-
Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
"in a light box"
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
"empty"
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
"perhaps"
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
"absolutely, or the mime would hear it comming"
When day breaks who fixes it?
"The night crew"
Whatever happened to Preperation A thru G?
"those preperations were failures in ways that never should be metioned"
Does killing time damage eternity?
"no but it sure gets angry"
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
" remove the floating phisterus ,recalibrate the jizle pins and reverse the knuton rod"
Who killed the Dead Sea?
"Mosses, when he parted the red sea it was his second attempt, as the first time failed"
Who opened that first oyster and said" My my doesn't that look yummy"?
"the same guy that owns the toilet returant"
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
"parahutes don't float so they are over head" my question would be, How would a parachute work inside an airplane?
And last but not least, why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
"they knew enough to look the other way"
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