Simon Sez Santa...it's addicting

[Blue Baboon]

Blame me if you waste a lot of time on this site. All you need to do is type in the commands of what you want Santa to do or say. I think I've gotten him to do well over 100 things by now, maybe closer to 200. I can't help but keep going back as new ideas pop in my head. Have fun!

Simon Sez Santa site

[Blue Baboon]

Try typing is some of these commands: knock over tree, burn tree, fart, burp, make faces.

Try different dances or sports commands. Try different animals.

Ask him to marry you or kiss you. Or have Santa kiss the reindeer. Have him yodel.

Tell him he's fat. Type in spank or spank Mrs. Claus.

See what happens when you type in pee or even poo...yes, I had to try it LOL

Type in underwear, pants or wedgie.

He even drinks a beer.

The strangest one was when I typed in hamburger.

Be creative!

[dgridley]

Haha.. pretty funny!

[Blue Baboon]

I know, I keep going back for more.

[Latina]

we are on our lunch hour & i now have an office full of people playing with this on their computers lol

Thanks!

[Blue Baboon]

lol, I heard last year they had a kids version and an adult version. I guess this year we get the PG version.

Did you try typing in hamburger yet?

[CarolsCritterCare]

LOL ~ entertaining.....

[Blue Baboon]

Tell him to swear, it comes out bleep bleep bleep LOL


Last night I asked him to divorce Mrs. Claus. That didn't go over too well with Santa.

[dgridley]

Hit Rudolph is my favorite.. but then I'm having a Bah, Humbug kinda day!

[dgridley]

For God's sake, don't type in Moon Me

[dgridley]

Kiss Rudolph is kinda.. uhn, weird as well.

[dgridley]

Give Me A Dollar is kinda productive.

[Latina]

Originally Posted by dgridley

For God's sake, don't type in Moon Me

too late, did that at work & the entire office was cracking up!

[dgridley]

Great minds think alike.

Originally Posted by Latina

too late, did that at work & the entire office was cracking up!

[Blue Baboon]

Yep anything like that with the word butt in it will do it, even wiggle butt does it. It's not a perfect site. Why does 'hamburger' make Santa think he has to exam Rudolph's bum? I even tried the word 'ham' and got the same result.

Did anyone tell Santa to act drunk?

[Blue Baboon]

I got him to dive into the tree last night. Not sure if that's the words I used.

He does jump over the chair, but I still can't get him to tip over the chair. I did get him to burn it though.

Try typing in 'porn' once. Santa gets out his laptop and Mrs. Claus comes and scolds him. Found that one, along with some other commands when I did a search on google.

[Blue Baboon]

Originally Posted by dgridley

Kiss Rudolph is kinda.. uhn, weird as well.

Try deflate reindeer. Also, Santa will ride him if you type 'ride deer.' It's not necessary to type reindeer, when deer works the same I found out.

Last night I put in "act sexy" and Santa started rubbing his chest lol.

[Blue Baboon]

Originally Posted by Latina

the entire office was cracking up!

Pun intended, I think.

[Latina]

did you see how he rubs his nipples when you tell him to strip lol cute site.

[dgridley]

Go Fishing...

or Climb Tree

Both funny!

[dgridley]

Moonwalk
Rest Room Break
Act Crazy
Visit The Bubbler

[j10asen]

Great link , thanks for sharing it.
I had Santa pick his nose

[Blue Baboon]

Santa can vomit, too. Fake of course, with only the motions.

Ask him to bake and see what he does.

[Blue Baboon]

Originally Posted by Latina

did you see how he rubs his nipples when you tell him to strip lol cute site.

Yeah, and Mrs. Claus strips, too, but only really shows her shoulder. Then Santa comes out to cover the camera.

[Latina]

Originally Posted by dgridley

Kiss Rudolph is kinda.. uhn, weird as well.

i agree he doesn't just peck him lol