public service

[j10asen]

Wine vs. Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.
coli) bacteria, found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering, and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of $h1t.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it as a public service

[kmfarm]

Sounds good to me. I'll start right away. Here's to our health!

Mark

[keith]

Great! Another excuse, er, reason, to drink beer!!!!!!!

Thanks!

Regards,
Keith