Hillbilly Birth

[JimiW]

Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher
County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and
the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity,
the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, "Here. You hold this
high so I can see what I am doing!."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the
world. "Whoa there", said the doctor,
"Don't be in such a rush to put that
lantern down I think there 's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a
third baby "No, don't be in a hurry to put
down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in
bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . .. . . .
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"You reckon it might be the light that's
attractin' 'em?"

[AJE]

My humor of the day, Thanks Jimi! 8)