Weird but True

[JimiW]

> > >This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log
> > >of Sarasota, Florida..
> > >
> > >An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
> > >returning to her car, found four males in the act of
> > >leaving with her vehicle.
> > >
> > >She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
> > >proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have
> > >a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car"
> > >!
> > >
> > >The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They
> > >got out and ran like mad The lady, somewhat shaken,
> > >then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back
> > >of the car and got into the driver's seat.
> > >
> > >She was so shaken that she could not get her key into
> > >the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned
> > >on her why...
> > >
> > >For the same reason she did not understand why there
> > >was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in
> > >the front seat!
> > >
> > >A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four
> > >or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into
> > >the car and drove to the police station to report her
> > >mistake.
> > >
> > >The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
> > >laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,
> > >where four pale men were reporting a car
> > >jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
> > >less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
> > >and carrying a large handgun.
> > >
> > >No charges were filed.
> > >
> > >If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a
> > >memorable one.

Jimi

[pk]

Not sure but I think this same joke is in the 'do you need a laugh?' joke section...(most jokes are posted there if anyone is interested to check it out...)

but this one is a great one though...lol

Reminds me of a time I actually went up to a red van with my son, our arms loaded with 'stuff' and I tried and tried to open the door and my key just would not work. Finally getting frustrated I took the time to look into the van. that's when I noticed that it was all nice and clean...to clean to be mine! (mine is always full of 'kid' things)....then slowly I looked around and sure enough my red van was parked a couple of cars down the road! lol

I sheeplishly gathered my son and quickly walked to my van. We barely settled in and started my van when I noticed an elderly couple walking to the other 'red van'. lol lol

Oh I'm just sooo lucky they did not come out and start walking to their van just a few minutes earlier or they would have thought I was trying to steal their vehicle.

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[JimiW]

Thanks pk I didnt realize that there was a place for jokes. I will do better next time. Jimi

[pk]

Thanks pk I didnt realize that there was a place for jokes. I will do better next time. Jimi

I enjoy reading your posts so I look forward to your 'next time'. lol

With all the tons of information on here and all the different places to post it can be easy sometimes not to see a certain forum. But that's ok it happens to all of us from time to time. To help you out I posted the section where you can read a bunch of jokes and laugh all morning! lol

click here:
http://www.thebubbler.com/modules.ph...c7077cdf128003

.

pk

[pk]

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log
> > >of Sarasota, Florida..

Really when you look at what you posted it could be considered not 'just a joke' since it does state that it is a true account....

Makes me wonder if we shouldn't re name this from SENIOR MOMENT to something like a WEIRD BUT TRUE section..or...SO FUNNY IT HAS TO BE REAL section,...or..YOU JUST GOTTA LAUGH TRUE HAPPENINGS section...or ... lol well I think you get the idea.

I read so many things that are totally too funny that happens to people that may just get lost if we post them in with the 'jokes'.

Well...I'll leave that up to you jimi if you would like to re name this joke and start a new section then perhaps it will become a fun place to add other TRUE and funny REAL posts.

What do you think? lol

pk

[JimiW]

Thank you pk that is a great idea, no wonder your a mod. I will change the title. Jimi