Quotes to think about...

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People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

Dan Quayle

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The reverse side also has a reverse side.

Japanese Proverb

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The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.

Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)

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I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.

Payne Stewart

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous

[Latina]

Some very interesting quotes going on in here, some crack me up!

I love funny quotes...


- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

[CarolsCritterCare]

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

[Latina]

Originally Posted by CarolsCritterCare

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

sooo true! lol

Originally Posted by CarolsCritterCare

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

too funny lol

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Good leaders must first become good servants

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"Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it"

Tom Lehrer

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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween

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Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title. ~From Scooby-Doo

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When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.
~Author Unknown

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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. ~Chris Rock

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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
~Author Unknown

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Never underestimate the strength of stupid people in large numbers.

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People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest.
George Matthew Allen

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In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.
Albert Schweitzer

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Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Harold R. McAlindon

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Thought for the Day:

Most smiles are started by another smile.

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Life is God's gift to you. The way you live it is your gift to God.
--Unknown

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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure.
--Colin Powell