Quotes to think about...

[pk]

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous"

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[Blue Baboon]

Originally Posted by pk

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous"

ah-nahn-e-moose

[Blue Baboon]

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. ~ Mark Twain

That reminds me of this quote: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[Blue Baboon]

One thing I like about stones in my path is when I cross them they become my milestones ~ Unknown/anonymous

[Blue Baboon]

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ~ Roger Miller


I wondered if this quote was supposed to say that some people dance in the rain, which makes more sense. People walking in the rain will get wet, but people dancing sounds more like an adventure.

[Blue Baboon]

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. ~ Clare Booth Luce

[Blue Baboon]

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. ~ Albert Schweitzer

[Blue Baboon]

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. ~ Jack Handey

[Blue Baboon]

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~ Franklin P. Jones

[Blue Baboon]

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~ Benjamin Spock

[Blue Baboon]

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. ~ Leslie Nielsen

[Blue Baboon]

One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

[pk]

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~ Benjamin Spock

LOL That is so true. I remember one time my b-day was over Spring Break. When we came back to school my dear child promptly announce to the teacher (2nd grade) that we had my b-day and loudly announced for all to hear, how old I was.

[pk]

"Talking to men for God is a great thing, but talking to God for men is greater still."

E.M. Bounds

[pk]

"Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were."

Cherie Carter-Scott

[pk]

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little."

Edmund Burke

[pk]

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Author Unknown

[pk]

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

Author Unknown

[pk]

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.

Author Unknown

[pk]

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

John F. Kennedy

[pk]

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.

Author Unknown

[pk]

Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


Author Unknown

[pk]

"Every mile is two in winter."

George Herbert

[pk]

"The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway."


Henry Boye

[pk]

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.


Kin Hubbard