okay I have a few more:
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After they make Styrofoam what do they ship it in?
Are there any unguided missiles?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Daylight savings time-
Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
When day breaks who fixes it?
Whatever happened to Preperation A thru G?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Who opened that first oyster and said" My my doesn't that look yummy"?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
And last but not least, why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?