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Originally Posted by Blue Baboon
I will say the dream answers are the funniest ones.
Oh, do I have a sore butt cheek tonight. I was going down the stairs before and stepped too close to the edge and down I went, hitting each step with my butt. I just laid there for a couple minutes moaning in pain. That one hurt like heck! I'm already seeing a big bruise on my butt and I'm sure there will be a couple on my legs that didn't feel the impact so much. Anyone want to massage my butt lol lol lol.
I was reading home remedies for getting rid of bruises faster. One said to smear melted chocolate on the area...I don't think so! Another said to use toothpaste and another said vinegar. So do I want my butt to smell like mint of vinegar? lol
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sorry to read about your butt LOL (not laughing at you, just funny to sympathize with your butt lol)
I'd pass on both, but if i had to choose i'd go with chocolate, but i'm weird like that
