Ok, here's one (of many).
The Time I Felled 3 Golfers In One Stroke
My husband and I were golfing with another couple, friends of ours. (Thank goodness they weren't clients.) I was having a hard time...the ball was just NOT progressing as far and fast as it should. We were teeing off on the seventh hole and I had HAD IT. Grabbed my club, teed the ball up, swung my arms back, and--I'm going to KILL the ball now--brought my arms through with all the strength and speed I possess. And how far and fast did the ball go? Can't remember anymore because all I remember is the NOISE. You guessed it. My mighty swing produced a mighty wind. And my dear husband and friends were literally rolling on the ground laughing. And that, dear friends, is how you fell 3 golfers with one stroke.