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Whether you're about to enter a court room or just trying to follow a court case on television, it's helpful to know at least basic legal terminology.
They say "ignorance of the law is no excuse", so should it be with certain basic legal terms and their useage.
For example, how many of these legal terms are you familiar with enough to use correctly in a sentence?
Do you know the difference between the "plaintiff" and the "defendant"?
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A plaintiff is much more basic than a fancy tiff. A defendant is made up of linemen, linebackers, cornerbacks and safeties.
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You want to be sure you're in the right court. Do you know what "jurisdiction" means?
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This has to do with the accent (e.g., southern accent) of the juries.
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Have you heard about the "statute of limitations"? What does it mean?
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This means that statues don't last forever, they can wear out.
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When a lawyer talks about "discovery" and "evidence", do you understand the legal implications of the terms?
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Discovery is the process in which a lawyer finds out how much money you have to give to them.
Evidence is the car the lawyer drives and which clubs they belong to.
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What is a "deposition"?
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This is where Johny Depp stands on a particular issue.
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Do you know what it means to be read your "Miranda Rights"?
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In a clothing store, this is when you read the labels on tropical shirts and other tourist clothing.
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Do you understand what a Writ of "Habeas Corpus" is?
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Written permission to dig up and have the body in a grave.
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The point being, of course, is that if you're involved in a legal action of any kind, it is important for you to familiarize yourself with the terminology so you can participate with your legal proceeding intelligently.
If you're not sure of a word or term, be sure to ask your lawyer.
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Or just ask me!
Regards,
Keith
