So true!
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Originally Posted by CarolsCritterCare
Run Forest Run
Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
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I know that joke, KooKoo, but with an alternate ending:
"Let's go on with the next and final question," says Saint Peter, "Can you tell me God's first name?" Forest says, "Well shore, I know God's first name. Everbody probably knows it. It's Howard."
"Howard?" asks Saint Peter. "What makes you think it's 'Howard'?" Forest answers, "It's in the prayer." "The prayer?" asks Saint Peter, "Which prayer?" "The Lord's Prayer," responds Forest: "Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...."
