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Re: Packer Humor
Well, Packer fans it's that time of year again.
Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?
A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call a male Viking fan in a room full of beautiful women?
A: Invisible.
Q: What do Viking fans miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Chicago Bears?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an end zone on it.
Q: What do you call a sober Viking fan?
A: A liar.
Q: Why is the bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What's the difference between a dead Packer fan lying in the road and a
dead Bears fan lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the Packer fan.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Minnesota ?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men.
Q: What do you call it when a Viking fan wears green and gold?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packer game?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Bear fan, and a smart Bear fan are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart Bear fan...and the dumb Bear fan thought is was a gum wrapper.
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If you talk to the animals they will talk to you, If you do not talk to them you will not know them. And what you do not know you will fear. What one fears,one destroys. ~Chief Dan George. (1899 - 1981)
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