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[AJE]

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....
Ones I know friends really relate too...

You answer the door before people knock.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Cocaine is a downer.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
Your Thermos is on wheels.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.

-->My personal favorite: When the storm is crashin trees all around you, Coffee is needed just to open your eyes to the damage around your campsite. In honor of Keith and the 1st Bubbler Event.