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Bigfoot's favorite snack is Fritos, with a sardine and blue cheese dip. I know this because the creature once ordered it while trekking through Aebischer's Marsh, near Chilton.
I was just out there kicking around, when I was approached by the Sasquatch, during daylight hours, and I immediately knew what he/she (I didn't check the gender) wanted. So, I whipped out some masa, a dutch oven,and a cow, and took the time to make some tortillas with heavy on the corn. I milked the cow, and proceeded to make some cheese. Meanwhile, Sasquatch sang and danced a little ditty.
Saskquash looked tired, so I provided a snack that I knew would provide some energy. After eating the Blue Cheese and Sardine Dip, on a fresh Frito, Saskquash seemed to be re energized, and started to leave. I asked for an autograph, but only got a grunt out of him/her. I assumed this is what the creature's agent recommended as a response.
The day ended as we went our separate ways.
If anyone would like the recipe for the dip, place your request here with your Sasquatch story. You never know when you'll be approached by a Sasquatch wanting a snack. Blue Cheese and Sardine Dip is guaranteed to please the most ornery Sasquatch.
As I failed to bring a camera, I have no photos.
I wasn't scared.
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