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Q: What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
:arrow: A: Coca-Cola Clastic
People at parties will *not* get these jokes.
Thats ok, because "Igneous is bliss"
Let's not forget Sherlock Holmes:
:arrow: Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this!
:arrow: Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Those are not gneiss jokes.
Ah, jokes for the "rock-it" scientists.
In keeping with the spirit of layoffs and downsizing that permiate the oil
industry I might add: How many petroleum geologists does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
Just one, but hundreds will apply for the job.
Yes, but at least we didn't take these "gneiss" jokes for "granite."
(Sorry about the Sexual Pun)
:arrow: How about some slogans:
Geologists enjoy Nappes between thrusts!
Ease up! It's nodody's fault!
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If you talk to the animals they will talk to you, If you do not talk to them you will not know them. And what you do not know you will fear. What one fears,one destroys. ~Chief Dan George. (1899 - 1981)
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