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A very snooty Department of Agriculture representative stopped
at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer,
"I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said: "OK, but don't go in that field over
there."
The Agriculture representative said, "I have the authority of
the U.S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to
go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard
loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull
was gaining on the rep at every step.
The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"
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