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From the BARN
Folks I got this in my mailbox today and I thought I'd share it with everyone. Brought to you by the Greenville Cooperative.
FROM THE BARN.... We indeed ARE the Dairy State!!!
If car dealers sold livestock, this is what an invoice would look like:
***Basic Cow________________________________________ $699.95
***Shipping & Handling________________________________ $35.75
***Extra Stomach____________________________________ $79.25
***Two-tone Exterior__________________________________ $242.10
***Produce Storage Compartment_______________________ $126.50
***Heavy Duty Straw Chopper__________________________ $189.60
***Four Spigot Milk Dispenser___________________________ $149.20
***Automatic Fly Swatter_______________________________ $88.50
***Genuine Cowhide Upholstery_________________________ $179.90
***Deluxe Dual Horns_________________________________ $59.25
***Automatic Built-In-Fertilizer__________________________ $339.40
***4*4 Posi-Tration Drive______________________________ $884.16
TOTAL LIST PRICE............................................. ..................$3073.56
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If you talk to the animals they will talk to you, If you do not talk to them you will not know them. And what you do not know you will fear. What one fears,one destroys. ~Chief Dan George. (1899 - 1981)
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