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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee while listening to the weather report coming over the radio:

"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has beendeclared. To avoid a snow-bird parking ticket and/or a tow to the city impound lot, you must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the street."

Ole gets up from his coffee and, on his way to the door, announces, "Uff da, Lena, I gotta go move da car."

Two days later, as they again are both sitting down with their coffee, the radio's forecast says:

"There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street."

Ole gets up from his coffee and, on his way to move the car, announces, "More snow, Lena. I gotta move da car again."

Three days later, same setting, worse forecast:

"There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..."

...Just then the power went out, preventing Ole from getting the rest of the parking instructions.

"Uff da, Lena, vat am I going to do now?"

Lena replies, "Oh Ole! Just leave da car in da garage."