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[AJE]

[quote="AJE"]Life's Little Lessons, you have some good statements. If you have something you would like to include, please feel free.

Ahh yes I remember my days at the College and Dorm...

1. You'll never learn if you don't attempt.
2. It's fun to act like an idiot.
3. You look like a moron attempting.
4. If your friends are nut-cases, you probably are too.
5. Everyone's weird in their own special way.
6. Ice is slippery.
7. When you bundle up to go outside, you have to go pee.
8. When you put on ANYTHING that takes time to get on or off, you'll have to go pee.
9. Free stuff is cheap.
10. Something free always has a catch.
11. Textbooks are heavy.
12. Pencils break easily.
13. Math is VERY boring.
14. On your busiest day, you'll get the most homework.
15. Don't ask your dad to explain math problems to you. It will take three hours per problem.
16. Don't ask your mom either - she doesn't know.
17. If you aren't paying attention in class, you'll get called on to answer a question.
18. If the classroom is loud, the second YOU talk everyone else is quite.
19. Especially if it's rude or embarrassing.
20. Your most private note will be read aloud by the teacher, or taken and read by the person it's about.
21. If you're in a hurry, the person in front of you will go slowly.
22. Don't copy answers. They're usually wrong anyway.
23. Paper is not a good Kleenex.
24. Paper is not a good teacher, either.
25. Nothing is more inspirational that classical music with the bass and volume cranked up to it's maximum.
26. Once a month - at least - you'll have a really annoying song stuck in your head.
27. Some things don't have a reason. Like Philosophy.
28. When it's time to go to bed, you get hyper.
29. When it's time to wake up, you never want to.
30. Too much sleep is not good.
31. Too little sleep is not good.