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Re: Need a good laugh?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
girl: age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
boy, age 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
boy, age 8
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
boy, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
boy, age 10
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
girl, age 9
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