Re: Need a good laugh?
Loopsy!
I heard about a lady who was speeding and an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on, so as soon as she stopped she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.
After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"
"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.
"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
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